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Early Morning in Resibo RepublicIt was 4:59 AM in Bagtaho City when Sardi Lutra, dressed in full tactical gym wear,
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By Resibo Republic Satirical NewsOtternoyia International Terminal – July 27, 2025 In a stunning turn of sniffs, Sardina Lutra, the
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Once hailed as the fierce female face of the UniTeam, Vice Queen Sardina Lutra rode into the Resibo Republic on
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A satirical blog post by Resibo Republic Day 1: The Funds Mysteriously Appear Vice President Sardi Lutra stood at the
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Where ₱241 Billion Meets Prada 📍Malawakwak Palace, Secret Storage RoomBy Resibo Republic StaffPublished: July 12, 2025 👜 Scene 1: The
In what might be the quirkiest executive action of the year, President Bumbum Mermakmak. has officially declared himself the “Best
Where missing billions meet mystical cold weather and dramatic coats 📍Baguio City, Resibo RepublicBy Resibo Republic StaffPublished: July 14, 2025
Starring: Ivelda Shellcraft, BBM, Matti Pawmaldezz, and Vice GlamquackCategory: Satirical News | ResiboRepublic.com MANILA — What was supposed to be
BOCAUE, BULACAN — What started as a humble river procession turned into a full-on political pageant as President Bumbum Mermakmak,
By Resibo Komiks Bureau | July 2025 LEYTE — Locals were stunned at sunrise as a red carpet mysteriously unfurled
Tokyo, Japan — In what was officially labeled as a “strategic diplomatic trip,” President Bumbum Mermakmak, VPSardina, and FL Lutsina
Published under: Satirical News | ResiboRepublic.com It was a crisp Tokyo morning in Ginza — land of luxury boutiques, overpriced
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