Kung may “flash-in-the-pan” award sa Resibo Republic, walang iba kundi si Gen. Nicolas Totorre . Imagine: 85 days lang siya […]
Hi frens! 👋Kung akala niyo tapos na sa snacks at karaoke ang drama sa PHAU, mali kayo.Ngayon, may bagong labanan:
Hi frens! 👋Sa wakas, narating natin ang pinaka-epic na kabanata ng floating generals: Graduation Day! 🎉 🪑 From Chairs to
Hi frens! 👋Kung akala niyo chill lang ang buhay floating generals, mali kayo.Ngayon, may pinaka-intense na labanan: The Battle of
Hi frens! 👋 Kahit floating generals, may kanya-kanyang budget drama din.Hindi man para sa operasyon, kundi para sa… snacks. 🍪☕
Hi frens! 👋 Kung akala niyo seryoso lang ang buhay floating generals, nope!Pag wala nang kape, wala nang tsismis, at
Hi frens! 👋 Back na naman tayo sa fashion runway na tinatawag na… holding unit.Akala mo walang ganap? Mali ka!Kasi
Hi frens! 👋 Nandito na tayo sa bagong kabanata ng buhay floating generals.Kung akala niyo walang ginagawa sa PHAU, mali
Hi frens! 👋 Welcome back sa pinaka-astig na teleserye ng mga “floating generals.” Last time, nalaman natin kung paanong mula
Hi frens! 👋 Alam niyo ba yung feeling na ikaw na ang pinaka-big boss tapos after ilang weeks lang, biglang
Mga ka-Resibo, grab your popcorn 🍿 kasi may latest kwento mula sa ring ng Palasyo papunta sa kalsada. Meet Gen
Kung akala mo yung Rome trip mo ay puro pasta, Colosseum, at gelato, think again. Kasi may real-life survival test
Ito ang kwento ni Luna self-supporting med student na nagsikap kahit walang pera, walang supporta, at naghangad makapunta sa ibang
Minsan ang flight delay parang eternity na lang. The Waiting Game So, nandoon ka na sa departure gate, excited na
Sabi nila, toilet paper sa Rome ay parang treasure. Sa Manila? Parang challenge level boss fight. 🚽😆The Bathroom Hunt Pagdating
Kabayan, welcome to Pisa, home of the world-famous Leaning Tower—o kung tawagin ng mga kababayan natin, “yung tore na parang
Kabayan, welcome to London, a city of double-decker buses, royal palaces, at syempre, balikbayan tsismis na walang kupas. 🎡🍵 Pagbaba
Proposed 2026 National Budget: ₱6,793 Trillion Kung akala mo Star Wars ang pinakamalaking saga — mali ka. Sa Resibo Republic,
Kung may taong pwedeng gawing teleserye ang buong buhay niya, walang iba kundi si Erap Estrada. Kasi let’s be honest:
When politics meets plumbing… things get slippery. Pasig City residents woke up this week to an unexpected flood of news—and
In the latest chapter of “Asphalt and Apostles,” Supreme Contractor-in-Chief BBM summoned the otter contractors of the Resibo Republic to
In yet another episode of “Asphalt and Apostles,” Supreme Contractor-in-Chief Bumbum Mermakmak has summoned the kingdom’s favorite builders — led
Sa isang masterclass ng political agility, si VP Sara—kilala rin sa pangalan niyang Sardina Lutra sa Resibo Republic—ay muling nakalusot
Grabe mga bes, dumating ang relatives galing Pisa. Akala ko chill lang sila dito sa Rome, pero naging one-week fiesta
Grabe, besh. Kung sa Pinas, kahit maliit na bahay-kubo, kaya na mag-host ng fiesta, sa US, ibang level ng challenge.
In Balayan, Batangas, invitation is just a myth. Kahit wala kang formal “See you at 4 PM, please wear semi-formal
Balayan is famous for its lechon, fiesta, and warm hospitality…Pero alam mo ba, may mga kwentong-bayan dito na hindi masyadong
Mga Ka-Resibo,Sabi nga nila, kapag buhay mo ay parang kambing — matibay, matatag, at marunong mag-adapt. Eh di saludo kami
(Aka: The Great Hospital Escape Plan) 1️⃣ Ano nga ba ang Zero Billing? Ang sinasabi ng gobyerno:“Pag PhilHealth member ka
Travel Essentials Accommodation Transport Food & Drinks Activities Miscellaneous Pro tip: Always keep a small envelope for your “travel fund”
Mga besh, kung feeling mo gusto mo nang mag-bakasyon pero di pa ganun kaluwag ang wallet, perfect ang Davao City
Mga besh, kung may isa talagang bagay na nagpapasaya sa atin, yan ay ang Barrio Fiesta! Para sa mga di
Whether you’ve been a lifelong laborer paying into INPS, or you’ve never had formal work but live in Italy, there
Picture this: it’s a full moon night, the perfect time for chilling stories… and your friendly neighborhood guy Jerry suddenly
Okay, let’s clear the air before you start calling your super-hairy uncle a werewolf. There’s a lot of confusion about
Leaked from the Davao vaults — translated from taho stains and raw emotion. 📓 Found underneath a pile of Senate
By: Resibo Republic Editorial TeamDate: July 12, 2025 TAGUIG CITY — It was a night of glitz, graft, and glamour
📰 BBM Declares State of Calamity in Divisoria After Losing FL Lutsina’s Pasalubong Divisoria, Manila — In an unprecedented move,
Once hailed as the fierce female face of the UniTeam, Vice Queen Sardina Lutra rode into the Resibo Republic on
Published by: ResiboRepublic.com In one corner:Vice President Sardi Lutra, master of confidential funds—swift, silent, and gone in a blink. In
A satirical blog post by Resibo Republic Day 1: The Funds Mysteriously Appear Vice President Sardi Lutra stood at the
By: The Velvet Mole, ResiboRepublic.com Some legacies are built on laws.Others are built on…long-forgotten Swiss vaults, mysterious paintings, and an
A National Exhibit of What She “Doesn’t Recall Owning” By: The Velvet Mole, ResiboRepublic.com When most people lose their keys,
Shellcraft Family Feud Enters Its Most Fashionable Phase By: The Velvet Mole, ResiboRepublic.com When most grandmothers pass down pearls, Velda
By: The Shellshocked Correspondent, ResiboRepublic.com In a classified operation leaked by an intern who accidentally forwarded the group chat to
Starring: Lutsina Seasnatch 🐆, Sardina Lutra 🐍, Bumbum Mermakmak 🧸, Marty Pawmaldezz 🐾Location: Malacottage Game Show Studio (formerly the Briefing
Starring: Velda Shellcraft🐚, Bumbum Mermakmak 🧸, Lutsina Seasnatch 🐆, Sardina Lutra 🐍, Matti Pawmaldezz 🐾Location: Malacanyon Grand BallroomCategory: Komiks |
Starring: Velda Shellcraft 🐚, Bumbum Mermakmak 🧸, Matti Pawmaldezz 🐾, and Lutsina Seasnatch 🐆Location: Malacanyon Palace, West Wing – Wardrobe
Starring: Lutsina Seasnatch 🐆, Bumbum Mermakmak 🧸, Sardina Lutra 🐍, Marty Pawmaldezz 🐾Location: Presidential Garden, Malacanyon PalaceCategory: Komiks | Satirical
Somewhere in Metro Manila — While government officials were scrambling to respond to the chaos brought by Extreme X, a
Starring: BBM, Velda Shellcraft,Matti Pawmaldezz, Ex-Gov Gwen Gargarita, and Gov. Youngblood EscalonaCategory: Satirical News | ResiboRepublic.com CEBU CITY — What
A gripping tale of shoes, pride, and zero working parts. 📍Mactan-Cebu International Airport, Terminal DramaBy Resibo Republic StaffPublished: July 12,
Where ₱241 Billion Meets Prada 📍Malawakwak Palace, Secret Storage RoomBy Resibo Republic StaffPublished: July 12, 2025 👜 Scene 1: The
In what might be the quirkiest executive action of the year, President Bumbum Mermakmak. has officially declared himself the “Best
Where missing billions meet mystical cold weather and dramatic coats 📍Baguio City, Resibo RepublicBy Resibo Republic StaffPublished: July 14, 2025
Starring: Ivelda Shellcraft, BBM, Matti Pawmaldezz, and Vice GlamquackCategory: Satirical News | ResiboRepublic.com MANILA — What was supposed to be
BOCAUE, BULACAN — What started as a humble river procession turned into a full-on political pageant as President Bumbum Mermakmak,
By Resibo Komiks Bureau | July 2025 LEYTE — Locals were stunned at sunrise as a red carpet mysteriously unfurled
Tokyo, Japan — In what was officially labeled as a “strategic diplomatic trip,” President Bumbum Mermakmak, VPSardina, and FL Lutsina
📅 Published on July 10, 2025✍️ By Resibo Republic Team 🎭 Welcome to RESIBO GAMES — where scandals become segments
