By Resibo Republic Investigative Bureau of Whaaat?
Previously on “Where Did the 125M Go?”
On Day 11, the budget was gone.
On Day 10, it was still there.
On Day 9, things got weird.
And now… we rewind even further. 🌀
💸 Day 8: OTTERLY UNAUTHORIZED
Bumbum Mermakmak was seen practicing his “surprised face” in front of the mirror. When asked if he knew where the ₱125M went, he said:
“Ha? May ganun pala? I thought that was just an insertion error sa Canva spreadsheet.”
Meanwhile, Matti Pawmaldezz was allegedly holding an emergency seminar on “Creative Budget Transformation.” Attendance was mandatory for all loyal otters—and came with a free envelope.
🏛️ Day 7: THE SNARLI SLIDE
Sardi Lutra denied all allegations from her hideout in Davao de Magik.
“This has nothing to do with me. I was busy drinking taho on a banana boat in Samal,” she told the press, who found her sliding down a waterpark ride marked “For VIP Use Only.”
Sources say the ₱125M may have briefly stopped in her territory for “thermal relaxation” before vanishing again. CCTV caught a suitcase whispering, “Davao is just a layover, not the destination.”
🧳 Day 6: THE GREAT ESCAPE PLAN
The budget reportedly booked a business class ticket under the alias “Insertina Panginoon.” The seat was paid in full by something called “Pawmaldezz Foundation for Misplaced Funds.”
Matti Pawmaldezz shrugged:
“That’s just fake news from Resibo trolls! We didn’t book the ticket. We just… facilitated the departure.”
Velda Shellcraft, seen polishing a golden typewriter, chimed in:
“Back in my day, we made funds disappear with flair—not through digital traces! Amateurs.”
🎭 Day 5: INSERTIONS GONE WILD
Documents surfaced from the Budget Dungeon revealing:
- ₱50M labeled “For Cultural Enhancement” (a.k.a. spa treatments for elite otters).
- ₱30M for “Confidential Operational Enhancement” (rumored to be Sardi’s new line of bulletproof stilletos).
- ₱45M marked simply: “Etc.”
Otso Moreno was found selling “₱125M Resibo Merchandise” in Divisoria.
“Hindi ko po alam sa budget, pero ito, buy 1 take 3 ang resibo hoodie!”
🔍 Day 4: THE COMMITTEE OF DENIAL
Congress held a closed-door session in a fully transparent aquarium. Despite being visible to the public, all microphones were turned off.
“We see nothing, we know nothing, and we will form a task force to forget everything,” said Committee Chair Otterboi Lagaw.
Vice Glamquack asked, “Can I livestream this drama for my followers?” but was gently escorted out with a free branded umbrella.
🗳️ Day 3: THE DISTRACTION TACTICS
Suddenly, a surprise ribbon-cutting event was held in an empty lot.
“Look! A future hospital that may or may not exist in 2032!” yelled Bumbum while cutting the ribbon with a golden fork.
Meanwhile, Matti Pawmaldezz held a TikTok giveaway:
“Win a ₱1K load by guessing where the 125M is now. Hint: it starts with M and ends with ars! 🇲🇦”
🐾 TO BE CONTINUED…
In the next episode:
- Sardi launches a vlog titled “Taho & Truth: My Life in Budget Shadows”
- Bumbum denies again, but in French
- Shellcraft drops a cryptic memo: “Check the vault under the floor tiles. XOXO”
- ₱125M makes a surprise cameo at a private beach wedding in Spain
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