🃏 Who Are the Clowns?
Meet the usual suspects of the Resibo Republic—part-time leaders, full-time drama queens. These otter-themed power players star in our never-ending circus of scandals, speeches, and resibo revelations. 🎪🐾
- Bumbum Mermakmak – The Crown Prince of Confusion. Always on vacation (mentally and physically). Gives speeches that need subtitles—even in English and Taglish.
- Sardina Lutra – The Iron Fist with a Bubble Tea. Scowls for sport. Known for surprise exits, dramatic pauses, and turning national issues into personal vendettas.
- Matti Pawmaldezz – The Budget Magician. Watch ₱241B disappear without a trace! Often seen lurking in the shadows with thick binders and thicker secrets.
- Lutsina Seasnatch – The Glam Censor. The queen of decorum (unless it’s her camp involved). Bans shows faster than her team can leak memos.
- Velda Shellcraft – The Ghost of Glamor Past. Still hoarding, haunting, and handing out fashion tips from her golden clamshell.
- MeerKatastrophic – The Whisper Queen. The real puppet master, they say. Moves silently, but with loud consequences.
- Otso Moreno – The Market Messiah. Streetwise. Sugar-tongued. Often caught between preaching reform and posing for selfies.
- Chabibo Swagpaw – The Comeback Kid. Always plotting Act II, even if no one asked for a sequel.
- Eraptol Floatamos – The Throwback King. Slurring through speeches and scandals, still floating through high society with low memory.
- Rocky Hairfish Jr. – The Son Also Rises. Inherits more than just the name—also the flair for chaos and family drama.
- Vice Glamquack – The Fabulous Disruptor. Part talk show, part talkback. Drops truth bombs in sequins.
- Honeyshell Riverita – The Quiet Strategist. She’s sweet—until it’s budget season. Then she’s all claws and calculators.