📅 Published on July 10, 2025
✍️ By Resibo Republic Team
🎭 Welcome to RESIBO GAMES — where scandals become segments and receipts are deadlier than budget cuts!
The glittering stage was set. The LED screens were flashing. The audience was chanting “RESIBO! RESIBO!” And out came the power cast of the Philippine political circus:
👑 BBM – The President with Amnesia
Waving like it’s a UN address, he smiled and said:
“Mga kababayan, welcome! Let’s play the game na hindi ko maalala kung kelan nagsimula… or kung bakit may ₱241B insertion.”
🧥 Liza Marcos – The Queen of Receipts
Wearing dark shades and carrying a mysterious folder labeled “FOR SENATE HEARING”, she whispered:
“I don’t shout. I document.”
🏍 Sara Duterte – Ang Motor Queen ng Malacañang
She parked her motorbike on stage and declared:
“Walang personalan… pero kung may kalokohan, resibo lang ang katapat.”
📑 Martin Romualdez – Mr. ₱241 Billion
Holding a thick folder of questionable budget insertions, he chuckled nervously:
“Strategy po ‘yan. Pang-future. Future ng… well, secret.”
🎮 ROUND 1: Budget Bombshell
Liza drops the first receipt: a scanned copy of ₱241B in mysterious “insertions.”
Martin claims innocence:
“Baka intern ko ‘yan… mahilig mag-edit sa Excel eh.”
Sara side-eyes him:
“Sa sobrang dami ng insertions, parang Vicks Vaporub — all-around.”
🕵️ ROUND 2: Personal Receipts
Martin flashes a screenshot of BBM liking an anti-admin TikTok.
BBM panics:
“Deepfake ‘yan! Or baka clone ko… ang dami ko na kasi.”
Sara roasts him:
“Clone mo rin ba may parehas na kilay?”
🔥 ROUND 3: First Lady vs. Vice President
Sara drops a CCTV USB.
Liza raises an eyebrow.
Martin sweats.
BBM hides under the podium.
Quote of the night from Liza:
“Jealous? No. I’m just archiving.”
📣 FINAL ROUND: Confessions & Cover-Ups
BBM: “Hindi ko gets ang budget. Basta may numbers, okay na.”
Sara: “Miss ko na maging mayor. At least dun, walang Senate hearing.”
Martin: “Insertions? Miscommunication lang. I thought it was a wishlist.”
Liza: “I burn nothing. I back up in the cloud.”
🎬 RESIBO GAMES — THE SHOW WHERE NO ONE IS SAFE
Next week on Resibo Games:
“Insertions Reloaded: The ₱500B Mystery & The Return of The Audit Ghost”
💥 Only on ResiboRepublic.com.
Because in the Philippines, comedy writes itself — we just add receipts.