Hi frens! 👋
Kung akala niyo chill lang ang buhay floating generals, mali kayo.
Ngayon, may pinaka-intense na labanan: The Battle of the Chair Swivel. 🪑💨
🔥 Opening Ceremony
Isang araw sa PHAU, si Gen Torre nag-announce:
“Mga Sir, simula ngayon, may Floating Olympics tayo! First event: Chair Swivel Race!”
May cheering squad sa hallway — iba’t ibang levels ng hype:
- Gen ShortSleeves: ready na sa starting line
- Gen Sunglasses Indoors: naka-shades, parang pro athlete
- Gen Athleisure: stretching, warm-up, lahat ng moves.
🪑 The Swivel Course
Course:
- Start sa admin desk
- Turn 360 degrees sa copier
- Zigzag sa coffee corner
- Finish line sa snack table
Rules:
- Must remain seated sa swivel chair
- No falling off
- Bonus points for style and flair
🏆 The Race
- Gen ShortSleeves: smooth start, pero naputol sa zigzag 😅
- Gen Sunglasses: overconfident, tumumba sa coffee corner (but stylish pa rin)
- Gen Athleisure: winning streak… until snack distraction → nabigla sa donut sa table 🍩
😂 The Twist
Winner? None.
Everyone laughed too hard at their own spills.
Gen Torre:
“Sa Floating Olympics, ang tunay na gold medal: friendship and laughter.”
🌟 Moral Lesson
Minsan, kahit wala kang mission, walang deadline, at nasa floating status ka…
Pwede ka pa rin maging Olympic champion sa creativity at fun. 🏅