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“Hoy besh, this is it pancit!” 🎉 Our kabayan Maria is finally leaving Manila International Airport a.k.a. NAIA (a.k.a. Never Arrive Inna Airport daw sabi ng mga chismosa 🤭).
Step 1: The NAIA Olympics 🏃♀️💨
Maria arrives with 3 maletas, 2 balikbayan boxes, at isang supot ng Jollibee Chickenjoy (for take-off fuel). Sa dami ng dala, parang siya na ang nag-declare ng Martial Law sa baggage carousel.
At syempre, andyan ang mga hurdles:
- Immigration Officer: “Purpose of travel?”
- Maria: “To work po… at para makabili ng Louis Vuitton—on sale dapat!” 😂
- Luggage scale: “Overweight ka, ate.”
- Maria: deep inhale “Kung overweight ako, kasalanan ng Mang Inasal unli-rice, hindi ako!”
Gold medal agad si ate sa drama!
Step 2: Flight Survival ✈️🍜
On the plane, Maria flips through the inflight menu: €15 for instant noodles.
“OMG! Sa Divisoria, ₱15 lang ‘to!” she cries, habang naglabas ng Skyflakes at 3-in-1 coffee sachet from her bag.
Bonus round: Seatmate is a kabayan na may dalang bagoong. Whole cabin now smells like authentic Pinoy experience.
Step 3: Touchdown Rome – Fiumicino Airport 🇮🇹
Finally, touchdown Italy! Maria expects to hear Italians saying “Ciao bella!” but instead, the first words she hears:
“Hoy kabayan, dito ang WiFi password, ₱20 per hour.”
Pinoy din pala ang una niyang nakausap. No escape talaga. 😂
Step 4: The Italian Dream 🍝🇮🇹
Maria steps outside and sees gelato, pasta, and vespas zooming everywhere. Pero deep inside, she’s thinking:
“Pwede kayang magtinda ng turon dito?”
Her mission: Work hard, send remittances, buy pasalubong for the whole barangay, at syempre mag-selfie sa Colosseum captioned:
“Simple girl lang po. Hindi po ako mayaman, turista lang. #Blessed”
👉 And so begins Maria’s Italian adventure: half trabaho, half tsismis, full kabayan spirit. Because wherever a Pinay lands—may adobo, karaoke, at kapitbahay na chismosa for survival. 💪😂
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