An Investigative Satire into the Final Budget Magic Trick Published in: Satirical News | By: Otso-Otso Balumbon, Bureau of Budgeted […]

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Starring: Imeldita Shellshell 🐚, Bumbum Mermakmak 🧸, Lutsina Seasnatch 🐆, Marty Pawmaldezz 🐾Location: Subterranean Level 3, Malacanyon PalaceCategory: Komiks |

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Somewhere in Metro Manila — While government officials were scrambling to respond to the chaos brought by Extreme X, a

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Where ₱241 Billion Meets Prada 📍Malacanyon Palace, Secret Storage RoomBy Resibo Republic StaffPublished: July 12, 2025 👜 Scene 1: The

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Published under: Satirical News | ResiboRepublic.com It was a crisp Tokyo morning in Ginza — land of luxury boutiques, overpriced

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